36 types of men a woman cannot marry
1. Reward yourself, suggesting that he has excellent conditions in all aspects. It seems that you are a hot thing in the sky. When it happens, you must be sincere and afraid to open your mouth and then my reaction is: Yu Nanfang also does not like pasta.
2. Riding a donkey to find a horse-Forever, there is a girl who “loves me deeply but I’m not very enthusiastic”, and will always continue to find true love.
3, lower low-level girlfriends, or proudly declare: My first love lover committed suicide for me-attempt.
4. I am happy to report the monthly salary, how much is it in New Jersey, where to go for Christmas, I just joined a super noble invincible golf club, and next month I plan to build a turbine in the Middle East, and build an ice bank in Alaska . My friendMiss Yun’s reaction was: shut up!
Watching a show (they were in a small theater at the time)!
Divide yourself-you must dare to explain that I will call the police immediately and say that you are a hooligan!
5, driving in rainy days, regardless of the hard walking women and children on the roadside, do not slow down, do not go around, do not wave their hands, pedestrians pass by first, and splashed muddy soup.
6, use the hotel curtains or towels to wipe leather shoes, leaving the lights, TV, computers, faucets are not turned off-it is said that such people perform poorly is not worthy of a list, but recently I interviewed an overseas return,It is famous, the photo is on the cover of some women’s magazines, and the ceo is no problem.
7. Can’t remember the phone number of your parents’ home, or pick up the microphone and ask in uncle’s or diplomat’s tone: “What will you eat tonight?
8, see you call your baby a second time.
9. In the 30th minute of seeing you, praise your legs as the most sexy pair of legs he has seen in this life, oh no, two.
My friend Xueer’s answer: See you too little.
He also suggested that he buy a barrel of draught beer and squat on the street under the traffic lights for a good day, which is rare and strange in the province.
10. All the chats are: girls in his office who have too thick waists, who have cross-eyes, who have too bad taste, and who always buy clothes in stalls, who seems to have a bad relationship with their bosses, and who take a week off for no reason.
… 11, steal the office paper and go home.
12. The poor man is short-haired, short-haired, and long-haired. When he drinks, he sighs that his life is boring.
13. After 30 years of age, he remains small and fragile.
14. Self-occupation with contemporary Jia Baoyu or young Li Jiacheng or middle-aged f4.
15, tell you that he likes you, his wife doesn’t understand him . yes, if you understand it has been arsenic in your old soy milk.
16, tell you that he likes you but he may not be able to divorce, so he wants to be the best, best, best friend of your life . nonsense, take him with a big mouth.
17, condoms fall out of the wallet!
18. Q: How much money do you make in a month, how can you afford the four-bedroom and two-living rooms in the city center so young? Trust me, after marriage, he will follow you to and from work and make anonymous calls to your customers.
19. Borrow money from you.
21. Cell phones are often off at irregular times without reason-except for civil aviation pilots.
22. Every time you take a call, you can snoring at you immediately with a gesture, or you can immediately slip into the bathroom and close the door.
Suggestion: Suddenly sing a revolutionary or yellow song, or lock him gently in the bathroom and then leave.
23. There are more makeup and washing supplies in the bathroom than you-if you have no chance to enter the bathroom, the body perfume is too strong, the mousse on your head is wet like a falling dog, the tie is bright like a carnival party waiter, and you wear a white shirt with a cream padThe young people in the mainland speak like people from Hong Kong and Taiwan: “Our male monk is so happy to climb and climb three times.”
24. Wear a fake brand name and be complacent.
25. Wear a real name brand and be complacent.
26. Know everything inside, principle, mystery.
The answer begins with a word.
27, often sneer.
28. He won’t change fuses or tires, but the secretary and driver who added him will change-accuse you won’t be a full man and the mother will.
29, is no longer a middle school student, but aa system with you.
(You are willing to have a baby in October for such a person, and do laundry for 50 years?
30. After the late night appointment, you can ask if you can take a ride home-and he has no sudden appendicitis, the mother’s hospital is critically ill, and the company building has caught fire.
31. Do n’t remember your birthday, but he remembered it wrong every year.
32, not a mathematician, a philosopher, a physicist, and a patient with sequelae of concussion, but you ask him how many minutes now he says in his jacket pocket.
33, seemingly unintentional, ask your questions if you find that your husband has an extramarital affair after marriage, what will happen to the one-night stand-“But he still loves you, and will come back”-My friend Amei Ding throws a small silver spoon on the ice cream trayLi leaned down and stared at his small eyes with a smile and whispered: “. hit him”.
34. A series of password-like names on the phone book and he is not at the CIA, fbi is in office.
35. If you have known him for more than a year, you have repeatedly asked him to have a light meal with his parents on the weekends, but you are politely declined.
36, the same question (such as where did you go to kindergarten?
) Have asked you three times, or asked the next one after waiting for a question-he did n’t really want to know, so you do n’t have to answer well.